Breaking News: God breaks long standing silence with humanity.

Early today God had a message for the human race. This is what he said “Wow I take one 40 year vacation from babysitting your little asses and this is how you repay me? By destroying the fantastic planet I gave to you as a fucking gift. I was fine with you building cities to… Continue reading Breaking News: God breaks long standing silence with humanity.

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Donald having trouble which character to put on today

“Tom I’m here outside the White House where president Donald Trump cannot decide which character to put on during today's press conference. He is trying on different ties and saying things like “The news is fine I was wrong.” and ‘I hate the media so much you are so mean to me how could you.”… Continue reading Donald having trouble which character to put on today

KKK accepting non white members

“Tom I’m here in Louisiana where the KKK has made a monumental step in repairing race relations. Yes, that’s right Tom the KKK is working toward repairing hurt race relationships. This means that the KKK will now be accepting non-white members effective immediately I asked the grand grand wizard for a comment. ‘Well I just… Continue reading KKK accepting non white members

Donald Trump meeting with the Chinese leader.

Early today President Donald Trump arrived in Beijing to meet with the Chinese president. Donald has a strict policy of America first so it was no surprise to anyone when he first walked up on stage and instead of shaking hands with the president he instead squinted his eyes extremely tight and said to the… Continue reading Donald Trump meeting with the Chinese leader.