El Chapo

Breaking News: Prison fears losing “5 Star” rating over El Chapo's’ complaint. Mexico- “Tom I’m down here in Mexico the location is not relevant because right now we have just received word that a prison is taking some drastic action to save its five star rating from El Chapo’s wrath. The Mexican drug lord has… Continue reading El Chapo

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Beyonce

Breaking News Report: “Tom we are down here in Little Italy, in New York where world peace has finally been achieved.  Yes, Tom you heard me right world peace has been achieved. Earlier today Beyonce announced that she was in fact having twins. We interviewed several people about the incident.  ‘Well I’m just glad that… Continue reading Beyonce