Obama Lizard man?

Houston, Texas- At 5:30 P.M. Obama broke his silence with the media with a quick get together in the dead center of Houston where he announced that he is in fact a lizard man from Mars. He spoke on this topic for several minutes stating that “He is no less man than you.” after a… Continue reading Obama Lizard man?

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Beyonce

Breaking News Report: “Tom we are down here in Little Italy, in New York where world peace has finally been achieved.  Yes, Tom you heard me right world peace has been achieved. Earlier today Beyonce announced that she was in fact having twins. We interviewed several people about the incident.  ‘Well I’m just glad that… Continue reading Beyonce