“Tom I’m here in Louisiana where the KKK has made a monumental step in repairing race relations. Yes, that’s right Tom the KKK is working toward repairing hurt race relationships. This means that the KKK will now be accepting non-white members effective immediately I asked the grand grand wizard for a comment. ‘Well I just… Continue reading KKK accepting non white members
From critically acclaimed writer J.K. Rowling a new adventure set in the old world of Harry Potter with a brand new cast of fun and lovable character you have Main character who everyone loves and looks up two and the other two fuckers who no one really cares about. Have you ever wondered what the… Continue reading From the writer… J.K. Rowling
Early today President Donald Trump arrived in Beijing to meet with the Chinese president. Donald has a strict policy of America first so it was no surprise to anyone when he first walked up on stage and instead of shaking hands with the president he instead squinted his eyes extremely tight and said to the… Continue reading Donald Trump meeting with the Chinese leader.
Earlier today God created a Twitter profile to try and stay in contact with humanity better, but within minutes he soon realized how absolutely screwed his humanity project was. He then went on a Twitter rant asking where he had gone wrong then proceeded to answer his own question by saying “I know it was… Continue reading God on Twitter
New York- We all know about conspiracy theories but one has taken the cake. Here in New York a Mr. Jerry Smith who says he knows all about the secrets that resides underneath every Panda Express. He states that under every Panda Express there are 1,000 Chinese Soldiers and 100 Chinese Tanks, and at least… Continue reading Chinese are invading says local man
Today was the final straw Trump took to Twitter in a fit of rage saying that last night’s comedy show making fun of him was unacceptable and that he would see them at the Supreme Court. As the story developed he took them to the court and told the Court that it was unconstitutional to… Continue reading Supreme court finds secret message in constitution
Early today president Donald Trump while hosting a secretary dinner was thrown into a rage while shaking hands with journalist from all different sources. He met with the best news sources Breitbart news and Fox News, but when he saw the reporter from CNN he calmly went shaked his hand and went up to the… Continue reading ISIS Demands Donald stop calling them WASWAS