Donald Trump meeting with the Chinese leader.

Early today President Donald Trump arrived in Beijing to meet with the Chinese president. Donald has a strict policy of America first so it was no surprise to anyone when he first walked up on stage and instead of shaking hands with the president he instead squinted his eyes extremely tight and said to the Chinese president “Arro I am Donald big dick and I am here to trade with you.” The Chinese thought this was extremely strange but maybe a new form of tactics so the chinese opened his eyes really wide and said “Arro round eyes I am president Xi.” This spectacle left many Chinese folks bewildered but most Americans just nodded their heads down and kept walking while Donald went around telling everyone he was Donald big dick.

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