Breaking News: God breaks long standing silence with humanity.

Early today God had a message for the human race. This is what he said “Wow I take one 40 year vacation from babysitting your little asses and this is how you repay me? By destroying the fantastic planet I gave to you as a fucking gift. I was fine with you building cities to…

Classic movie fan can’t wait for reboot of movie.

“I really am excited for the Back to the Future movies I really think they will be as good as the original three.” Says classic movie fan who has seen them all and hates anything modern. “To me it looks like they are going to be smart with the re release of these movies as…

PornHub Shadow Government?

Deep down in the very depths of the human race's most dark and desirable place lies a government that operates above the law but doesn’t break any rules and doesn’t pull any real governmental strings, no, no this shadow government just does the government's jobs they are known as pornhub first they seem harmless. Then…

World Leaders Wrestling League

Tom I’m here on a deserted oil rig in the Pacific ocean where the U.N. has just announced a new way of dealing with wars. The new strategy came after a conversation about a war that took many lives all around to stop that from happening again. The solution was right in front of them…

Donald having trouble which character to put on today

“Tom I’m here outside the White House where president Donald Trump cannot decide which character to put on during today's press conference. He is trying on different ties and saying things like “The news is fine I was wrong.” and ‘I hate the media so much you are so mean to me how could you.”…

The church of Jesus’s eternal love.

Hello all future members of the Church of God’s love. We call it this because God loves us and only us. All of those other churches are liars and frauds by saying god loves them, because god loves us. But we digress we are a small church that rewards those who follow our every command.…

KKK accepting non white members

“Tom I’m here in Louisiana where the KKK has made a monumental step in repairing race relations. Yes, that’s right Tom the KKK is working toward repairing hurt race relationships. This means that the KKK will now be accepting non-white members effective immediately I asked the grand grand wizard for a comment. ‘Well I just…

From the writer… J.K. Rowling

From critically acclaimed writer J.K. Rowling  a new adventure set in the old world of Harry Potter with a brand new cast of fun and lovable character you have Main character  who everyone loves and looks up two and the other two fuckers who no one really cares about. Have you ever wondered what the…

Donald Trump meeting with the Chinese leader.

Early today President Donald Trump arrived in Beijing to meet with the Chinese president. Donald has a strict policy of America first so it was no surprise to anyone when he first walked up on stage and instead of shaking hands with the president he instead squinted his eyes extremely tight and said to the…

God on Twitter

 Earlier today God created a Twitter profile to try and stay in contact with humanity better, but within minutes he soon realized how absolutely screwed his humanity project was. He then went on a Twitter rant asking where he had gone wrong then proceeded to answer his own question by saying “I know it was…