“Tom I’m here in Louisiana where the KKK has made a monumental step in repairing race relations. Yes, that’s right Tom the KKK is working toward repairing hurt race relationships. This means that the KKK will now be accepting non-white members effective immediately I asked the grand grand wizard for a comment. ‘Well I just… Continue reading KKK accepting non white members
Houston, Texas- At 5:30 P.M. Obama broke his silence with the media with a quick get together in the dead center of Houston where he announced that he is in fact a lizard man from Mars. He spoke on this topic for several minutes stating that “He is no less man than you.” after a… Continue reading Obama Lizard man?
Breaking News: Prison fears losing “5 Star” rating over El Chapo's’ complaint. Mexico- “Tom I’m down here in Mexico the location is not relevant because right now we have just received word that a prison is taking some drastic action to save its five star rating from El Chapo’s wrath. The Mexican drug lord has… Continue reading El Chapo