KKK accepting non white members

“Tom I’m here in Louisiana where the KKK has made a monumental step in repairing race relations. Yes, that’s right Tom the KKK is working toward repairing hurt race relationships. This means that the KKK will now be accepting non-white members effective immediately I asked the grand grand wizard for a comment. ‘Well I just… Continue reading KKK accepting non white members


Obama Lizard man?

Houston, Texas- At 5:30 P.M. Obama broke his silence with the media with a quick get together in the dead center of Houston where he announced that he is in fact a lizard man from Mars. He spoke on this topic for several minutes stating that “He is no less man than you.” after a… Continue reading Obama Lizard man?

El Chapo

Breaking News: Prison fears losing “5 Star” rating over El Chapo's’ complaint. Mexico- “Tom I’m down here in Mexico the location is not relevant because right now we have just received word that a prison is taking some drastic action to save its five star rating from El Chapo’s wrath. The Mexican drug lord has… Continue reading El Chapo